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Single-celled Loki just loves to make friends! But Phis, the ridiculous monster is more than standoffishhes downright RUDE. Rude and unnecessarily evil.

Solve the mysteries of the deep in this cute puzzle game! Play as Loki, eternally optimistic and friendly gelatinous single cell-about-town. Loki loves to make friends, getting slightly too close, occasionally leaping on them, and absorbing their abilities. As all shapeshifters do.

But the reviled and, frankly, poorly accessorized Phis will do anything to stop Loki from discovering the secret of multi-cellular life!

Discover the mystical wonders of these deep-sea beings:

The Kliques - you know they are judging you as they whisper amongst themselves. Join them at your peril

Cyto, who doesnt like to be touched, THANKYOUVERYMUCH, and perhaps had too much coffee this morning

Sprink - swapping tales and likely DNA as it shoots...stuff

Strepto will shock Loki back to reality. Well, *this* version of reality

Walsby, who shows opposition defiance tendencies, like all willful young beings, including possibly the children of totally fictitious game development teams. Walsby can be moved if you're patient. Or armed.

Rick, who, you know, does what Ricks do

The steam vents, which arent nearly as relaxing as they sound but may propel you to success

Slime mold tiles, which actually *are* more fun than they sound

The cracks of doom, which are as brittle as the biggest ego

Loki's Castle is filled with fun, challenging levels for those days when you just feel like going for a mental swim. In the dark. With cute things!

I laughed. I cried. We dont like to be touched all that much, so lets not hug. Cyto's bio parent, Mama Blast

Wheeee! Wheeeeeeeeee! Airborne Loki

You struggled during naptime, didnt you, human? Phis Keykeeper Viral Big Wig

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Play the astounding new game that challenges theories of evolution and biologyby ignoring science completely and replacing it with cute, squishy, possibly hazardous biofun!