bad dice: made for a quick laugh special moments play online

Apparently, some people take their dice very seriously... Some believe mixing a single unlucky die that is charged with negative ions with several lucky ones will create a better dice roller.
That is why we decided to build this bad dice and magic item the easiest way to make a board game more entertaining and fun. It is also the ultimate gift for a friend who believes that a single die can change his luck this dice is made specifically for him to blame when his luck runs out. Do not worry he can not hurt the feelings of this bad game or change its bad graphics. No matter how many times he huff and puff and curse it is just made of rocks. what are the features of this bad die and magic item? is it really charged with bad luck and negative ions?
_ bad graphics and bad game made specifically for your friends to blame.
_ A free magic item that won't work and will make your friends curse every time they lose.
_ solid feelings that your friends can not hurt whether they huff or puff or curse.
Disclaimer: this dice roller is not charged with bad luck or negative ions. It is only created to make your friends giggle, smile, and laugh whenever you are playing a board game or when someone's luck runs out.
Are you trying to make your board game more fun and entertaining? Do you have that friend who is just unlucky? Then this dice roller is made for you as it is amusing when your friend's luck runs out and he starts to curse. How many times have you heard it is just because Im unlucky today or you are just lucky otherwise I am victorious! This die is also made for a humorous interaction between friends and family as it will make them giggle and laugh whenever someone starts to blame his bad luck or he starts to huff or puff. Do you have that unlucky friend who thinks that he is victorious and that every board game is his playground only if he does not face bad luck? Then bad dice is specifically made for him and equipped with bad graphics and bad game for him to blame whenever he lose.